(Source: herdivineashes, via batpiss)
Sometimes people do not seem to understand my sense of humor.
This is me ALL THE TIME. Forever. With all things I enjoy.
(via batpiss)
dosv:
- I’ll tackle you.
- Be weird around you
- Sing to you.
- Dance for you.
- Scream at you.
- Take your food.
- Be mean to you.
-Talk about the homosexual fictional characters I ship together
-Force you to read all the things I love
-Tell you when I have to pee-crawl on you and stare at you like a cat
-growl at you
-judge your music tastes but not say anything
-not listen to you because i’m listening to music
-use your chest as a pillow
-go to anime conventions with you
-say random things at all times
-cuddle with you- there is no such thing as TMI
- send you pictures of my dick
- verbally abuse you as a greeting
- stop giving a fuck about what I look like around you
- purposely piss you off by bringing up fandoms you hate
- “look at this part..no I don’t care if you haven’t played it yet fucking watch”
- Show you random shit on tumblr I find amusing
- Show you anything on anything I find amusing whether you will or not
- poke your ribs/ tickle you depending on how ticklish you are
- poke you pretty much anywhere actually..
(Source: nadyaxlay)
Oh Garrus, you’re such a smooth operator.
Adorable/awkward Turian. <3 He tries so hard.
