jakface: katimus-prime: steeldragondown: failuretoland: bot: the smoker is my boyfriend Ooh, I like these. I’m not even in this fandom and I love special infected. I credit Zarla. <3 These so rock. Reblogging for Jockey riding Gnome Chompski (who is my ultimate favourite thing in the Left 4 Dead series) Also the fact that this artwork is friggin’ BOSS AS...
when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats
I’d wait, if you’re okay with it. Disrupt the crew as little as possible… and...– Garrus Vakarian- Mass Effect 2 (via teddybearknight)
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy!: katyuri: OH LOOK IT’S... →
katyuri: OH LOOK IT’S MR FACE *WAVE* GOOD EVENING MR FACE aw poor baby doesn’t look happy </3 :( WHAT’S WRONG MR FACE? HOSHIT HE’S LASHING OUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING MR FACE NO MR FACE NO STOP BREAKING MY SHIT YOU ARE DRUNK MR FACE DON’T THINK I WON’T THROW BARRELS AT YOU…
Well, it’s not a day I celebrate. One of the grimmest memories of my life, for...– Brian May - from his website (via criminalcynical)
I like how the SR1 Normandy got demolished, but...
he-who-went-to-zanarkand: “We should’ve just drove that bitch in the collector base. Attach an eninge on that bad boy, it would fly right to the human reaper and rape it with the cannon.” - My friend Matt. I fucking agree with this Matt person. And I hate the fucking Mako too.
It was REALLY REALLY hard
not to romance Thane. But I’ve always loved Garrus hard anyway and…. I know how it works etc so it’s I had to romance hime..but THAAAAANE. I love his character too and I just want to hug him and make him happy too. Damnit ME2 knowing how I like my characters. *grumbles*
Upon giving me a picture without covering his...
even if you're closing your eyes like a turd.
Travis D.: Can't you see how sad and dejected I look? Can you honestly take pleasure out of forcing me to commit such a horrible deed?
Me: Yes. Yes I can. You look cute. haha
Travis D.: Cute? Just kill me.
Me: love you too.
"I'm irresistible, I know. What can I say?"
- Travis D. finally admitting it. I win.
WOuld love for the muscle in my right leg and some...