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I just realized who voiced Alistair. I like him WAAAAAAAY more now. omg. fhiufh
I imitated Jenna Marble's "Face" for my grandma.
lets-go-bananas: She couldn’t stop laughing. She made me do it over and over. awesome
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Why I can't talk to people about Mass Effect in...
Me: Oh, you like Mass Effect? So do I! What is your opinion about the plot?
Dude: Wait, Mass Effect had a plot?
Me: Uh, yes.
Dude: I thought it was just about killing aliens.
Me: Er, sort of, but there is the deeper story line.
Dude: As long as I can blow shit up.
Me: Uh, yeah, that is fun too. Um, Who is your favorite character?
Dude: Liara is hot.
Me: She is pretty awesome! I like Garrus personally.
Dude: You mean the bug cat thing?
Me: Ha ha, yeah, he does look like that a bit. But his back story is wonderful and his character development-
Dude: I like Liara because you can have hot, blue sex with her. Plus, she is bi so I hope we can have a threesome in Mass Effect 3 with that smoking Ashley chick.
Me: ... I should go.
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