Because he says some pretty…interesting…things if you’re female.
The real creepy part is how sketchy he says the above lines! I don’t know, but hearing him call my Femshep “fertile” and say that she’ll have “bulbous children” makes me think the Volus have worse pick-up…
-Talk about the homosexual fictional characters I ship together -Force you to read all the things I love -Tell you when I have to pee
-crawl on you and stare at you like a cat -growl at you -judge your music tastes but not say anything -not listen to you because i’m listening to music -use your chest as a pillow -go to anime conventions with you -say random things at all times -cuddle with you
- there is no such thing as TMI
send you pictures of my dick
- verbally abuse you as a greeting
- stop giving a fuck about what I look like around you
- purposely piss you off by bringing up fandoms you hate
"look at this part..no I don’t care if you haven’t played it yet fucking watch"
Show you random shit on tumblr I find amusing
Show you anything on anything I find amusing whether you will or not
poke your ribs/ tickle you depending on how ticklish you are