Natalia, 22yr old, weird fuck.Tumblr (3.0; @nocturnalzombie)http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md7okcOfrE1qivhiao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md7okcOfrE1qivhiao2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nettumbles.tumblr.com/post/35396497419/the4mat-kennyboss-howtosucceedinwhoring">nettumbles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the4mat.tumblr.com/post/35384037776/kennyboss-howtosucceedinwhoring-1-our">the4mat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kennyboss.tumblr.com/post/35383665057/howtosucceedinwhoring-1-our-president-is-a">kennyboss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://howtosucceedinwhoring.tumblr.com/post/35329006232/1-our-president-is-a-prime-minister-2-our-prime">howtosucceedinwhoring</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>1) our President is a Prime Minister</p> <p class="separator">2) our Prime Minister is a She</p> <p class="separator">3) She is an Atheist</p> <p class="separator">and we have had ‘Obamacare’ for like… ever</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md96a9kQOc1qb7g22.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Lmao</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md9kh9eMRD1qfy72f.png"/></p> <p>the best response^</p> </blockquote>http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/51135685383http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/51135685383Thu, 23 May 2013 01:40:10 -0600hilariousholy shit<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ee549f3e26fc65495fcf8f69c80d0c0c/tumblr_mn5rmkICTD1ro23r5o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catbuttcat.tumblr.com/post/51102292610">catbuttcat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://therealzombiequeen.tumblr.com/post/51087925694/rebloggedcucumbers-avoxsus">therealzombiequeen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rebloggedcucumbers.tumblr.com/post/51082244592">rebloggedcucumbers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://avoxsus.tumblr.com/post/51082036499/jenneralgrievous-thelilnan-starfleetgrad">avoxsus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jenneralgrievous.tumblr.com/post/51016504346/thelilnan-starfleetgrad-aileine-i">jenneralgrievous</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thelilnan.tumblr.com/post/51016138651">thelilnan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://starfleetgrad.tumblr.com/post/51010762675/aileine-i-couldnt-help-myself-hey-look-it">starfleetgrad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aileine.tumblr.com/post/50998501596/i-couldnt-help-myself">aileine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I couldn’t help myself.</p> </blockquote> <p>hey look it got even BETTER</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/da3074f6e414f3811231f2e4e535e80e/tumblr_inline_mn63o3tzoc1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Spock is basically the entire Trek fandom and Jim is some poor unsuspecting outsider that just accidentally said “Star Trak, the one with the light sabers?”</p> </blockquote> <p>More like Jim is that person who uses Trekkies to describe the fandom instead of Trekkers.</p> </blockquote> <p>Why I love the internet: a visual aid</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m sorry, but my entire family, from my Grandfather to my Mother to me are Trekkies. It’s not an inaccurate word. People have been using it for years.</p> </blockquote> <p>Yeah, you young pups who joined only because of the new movies really need to learn about your own fandom before you go assuming things. >:v Trekkies has been, and always will be, the correct term.</p> </blockquote> <p>I was gonna say, i always knew it as Trekkies….So..<br/>And my comment on what is ACTUALLY happening: I snorted with laughter. That is all.</p>http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/51106213154http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/51106213154Wed, 22 May 2013 17:43:09 -0600Hilarioustrekkieslovelovelovelovespockkirkwtf<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db3d55345d8b7d5e0f0cf296d8df27bd/tumblr_mkev9bzpBn1qdpmluo1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2baa1182c19d6451577a7bc23cb00f4f/tumblr_mkev9bzpBn1qdpmluo2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc6dc600e65252237449fe1adc880125/tumblr_mkev9bzpBn1qdpmluo3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d39772e9af0ab9ac1c63301e5b9cd319/tumblr_mkev9bzpBn1qdpmluo4_r1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small><strong>Lucy Liu </strong>for Emmy Magazine (April 2013)</small></p> </blockquote> <p>oh look more. <3</p>http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/51099531555http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/51099531555Wed, 22 May 2013 16:13:18 -0600lucy liuhothothotsexyladies<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed89972c6b6d97555bb597897e4ab9e5/tumblr_mmy566BHgy1sn68lco1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://getsleazeeee.tumblr.com/post/51079122774/want">getsleazeeee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>want</p> </blockquote>http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/51099480735http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/51099480735Wed, 22 May 2013 16:12:37 -0600cute<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f320f3e2ad6467183e5bd3bbbf47c3fa/tumblr_mmu4upOZvm1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>…oh.</p>http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/51057411812http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/51057411812Wed, 22 May 2013 01:56:01 -0600zombieshilariouswhy thowho cares<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1dcd5a8f9f9e414be206602903ad9f75/tumblr_mmx9nqyi681qd52doo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/419027f4c355d4cbcee9d15706b62815/tumblr_mmx9nqyi681qd52doo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0753607e1eacdc259a16fdf9ee7aa6d1/tumblr_mmx9nqyi681qd52doo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6017aef79ca9121b70700917389974bb/tumblr_mmx9nqyi681qd52doo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>I was all out sobbing in the theater you guys. Like fuck me i was crying. Love.</p>http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/51057314401http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/51057314401Wed, 22 May 2013 01:52:37 -0600spoilersstar trekinto darknessall the sads<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fat-amy-for-president.tumblr.com/post/50887868669/i-want-a-relationship-like-daisy-and-gatsby-no">fat-amy-for-president</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“I want a relationship like Daisy and Gatsby”</p> <p>NO YOU FUCKING DON’T</p> </blockquote> <p>ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhhaha</p>http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50889746854http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50889746854Mon, 20 May 2013 00:05:58 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chinkerbelle.tumblr.com/post/50633724890/reasons-i-grab-my-boobs-running-upstairs-running">chinkerbelle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Reasons I grab my boobs</p> <ul><li><span>running upstairs</span></li> <li><span>running downstairs</span></li> <li><span>running</span></li> <li><span>stoked on life</span></li> <li><span>scared</span></li> <li><span>walking through my house in the dark</span></li> <li><span>bored</span></li> <li><span></span><span>boobs</span></li> </ul></blockquote>http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50889293458http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50889293458Sun, 19 May 2013 23:56:19 -0600yepaccurateme<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/68643cfe15302aaa52360973a07c9501/tumblr_mmwln73Yus1qcb5fko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My dog. This is exactly her holy shit.</p>http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50884963922http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50884963922Sun, 19 May 2013 22:36:25 -0600memy dogaccurate<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50713710498" src="http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50713710498/audio_player_iframe/nocturnalzombie/tumblr_ml9flqInf91rsbr4n?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fnocturnalzombie%2F50713710498%2Ftumblr_ml9flqInf91rsbr4n" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fifty-shades-of-jade.tumblr.com/post/47984016964">fifty-shades-of-jade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mikromiko.tumblr.com/post/47977118384/so-i-heard-you-like-zachapaca-have-a-gif-with">mikromiko</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="zachapaca has credits in his fur" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b82f492032dbaa8846815cc2001e1e84/tumblr_ml9gte62Ky1rsbr4no1_250.gif"/></p> <p>So, I heard you like Zachapaca, have a gif with him</p> <p>(he syncs with the music btw)</p> <p>edit: fixed it, he’s not a grey box anymore whoohoo</p> </blockquote> <p>new favorite tumblr post</p> </blockquote> <p>i enjoy this</p>http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50713710498http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50713710498Sat, 18 May 2013 01:22:10 -0600gifaudiomusic<ol class="notes"><li class="note reply tumblelog_shadrad621 without_commentary original_post" data-view-exists="true" data-tumblelog="shadrad621"><a class="avatar_frame" href="http://shadrad621.tumblr.com/" rel="nofollow" title="Shad's Corner of Cool" target="_blank"><img alt="" class="avatar " src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/avatar_06437a9bb6e8_40.png"/><span class="border"></span></a> <span class="action"> <a class="tumblelog" href="http://shadrad621.tumblr.com/" rel="nofollow" title="Shad's Corner of Cool">shadrad621</a> said: <span class="answer_content"> No sweetie noooo D: *hug* </span> </span></li> <li class="note reply tumblelog_linksword64 without_commentary original_post" data-view-exists="true" data-tumblelog="linksword64"><a class="avatar_frame" href="http://linksword64.tumblr.com/" rel="nofollow" title="" target="_blank"><img alt="" class="avatar " src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/avatar_2e6fa1289cce_40.png"/><span class="border"></span></a> <span class="action"> <a class="tumblelog" href="http://linksword64.tumblr.com/" rel="nofollow" title="">linksword64</a> said: <span class="answer_content"> um, you are amazing and don’t let anyone let you think otherwise. :) </span> </span></li> </ol><p><span class="action"> </span></p> <p><span class="action">Thanks.<br/></span></p>http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50712839399http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50712839399Sat, 18 May 2013 00:57:05 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/11411356639acdc414f8e9a61fd86873/tumblr_mjjgtio4WI1rwxfsvo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a137220a3ac60c378947056b6fb554c/tumblr_mjjgtio4WI1rwxfsvo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5c7050af7e5a457fc375f41a64d85a3c/tumblr_mjjgtio4WI1rwxfsvo3_r1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e0204c4dcf4a15245ca23288de3be080/tumblr_mjjgtio4WI1rwxfsvo4_r1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c7aa6bbd09cc3ab923120667efbc0b16/tumblr_mjjgtio4WI1rwxfsvo5_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3a1336d0bbe7f653ba98eb71eea7c072/tumblr_mjjgtio4WI1rwxfsvo6_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/acd903485a1ae73dbf881874d5084c13/tumblr_mjjgtio4WI1rwxfsvo7_r1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a137220a3ac60c378947056b6fb554c/tumblr_mjjgtio4WI1rwxfsvo8_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://erindoesntknow.tumblr.com/post/50704544335/livetomakeadifference-i-need-a-good-suit">erindoesntknow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://livetomakeadifference.tumblr.com/post/50704405687/i-need-a-good-suit">livetomakeadifference</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I need a good suit</p> </blockquote> <p>Muthafuggin porrrrrrn</p> </blockquote> <p>oh bby</p>http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50708204007http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50708204007Fri, 17 May 2013 23:11:23 -0600hothothotsuitswelldressedporn<blockquote> <p><span class="action"> <a class="tumblelog" href="http://weludixon.tumblr.com/" rel="nofollow" title="From The Beanbag Chair">weludixon</a> said: <span class="answer_content"> I’m sorry I don’t talk with you more but know I care about you and you made the days I frequented the Tavern so much fun. </span> </span></p> </blockquote> <p><span class="action">Thanks. I&#8217;m glad I did. <br/></span></p> <p><span class="action"> </span></p>http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50678174114http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50678174114Fri, 17 May 2013 15:46:29 -0600<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;ll end up killing myself later in life. I always end up being just the biggest fucking parasitic tumor in peoples&#8217; lives. Like I am so fuckin worthless how did I even live this long and how does anyone put up with me for any span of time.</p> <p>All I do is fuck everything up. </p>http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50677236340http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50677236340Fri, 17 May 2013 15:33:16 -0600mewhinesorry<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2947df575a5fcf8e081086ff1e93c272/tumblr_mmpdwnJb3M1qdpmluo1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f69b05f20bd4645ee82b7d2505c2d0a/tumblr_mmpdwnJb3M1qdpmluo3_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4a8575743abb21a72b677684bd36251/tumblr_mmpdwnJb3M1qdpmluo4_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/714eab56e43cc0dacb020ad4f1833777/tumblr_mmpdwnJb3M1qdpmluo2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small><strong>Lucy Liu</strong> for <em>The Edit</em> (May 2013)<br/></small></p> </blockquote>http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50636210433http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50636210433Thu, 16 May 2013 23:51:26 -0600lucy liuhothothothot ladies<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spideymayne.tumblr.com/post/50467091810/play-pokemon-games-online-who-needs-friends">spideymayne</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llma8wptqu1qapops.jpg"/></p> <p><a href="http://www.playr.org/play/pokemon_-_blue_version/417#play">Pokemon Blue Version</a></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmaa0Jl6z1qapops.jpg"/></p> <p><a href="http://www.playr.org/play/pokemon_red/420#play">Pokemon Red Version</a></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmaadXmdB1qapops.gif"/></p> <p><a href="http://www.playr.org/play/pokemon_green/418#play">Pokemon Green Version</a></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmaaoJtLT1qapops.jpg"/></p> <p><a href="http://www.playr.org/play/pokemon_-_yellow_version/1362#play">Pokemon Yellow Version</a></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmab0XUeM1qapops.png"/></p> <p><a href="http://www.playr.org/play/pokemon_pinball/1365#play">Pokemon Pinball</a></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmabiS9yV1qapops.jpg"/></p> <p><a href="http://www.playr.org/play/pokemon_-_gold_version/1360#play">Pokemon Gold Version</a></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmabu166p1qapops.jpg"/></p> <p><a href="http://www.playr.org/play/pokemon_-_silver_version/1361#play">Pokemon Silver Version</a></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmac8InUX1qapops.jpg"/></p> <p><a href="http://www.playr.org/play/pokemon_-_crystal_version/1359#play">Pokemon Crystal Version</a></p> </blockquote> <p><big><big><big><strong>OH MY FUCKING GOD</strong></big></big></big></p> </blockquote> <p>HOYL SHIT</p> </blockquote> <p>ohmyfuckkk</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>OMSF</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>Goodbye social life.</p> </blockquote> <p>CAN I JUST FUCKING</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zksk3RTj1rvorod.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>THANK YOU SWEET HOLY JESUS</p> </blockquote>http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50559919942http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50559919942Wed, 15 May 2013 23:37:56 -0600pokemononline<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ec99b5d7a615449578146df0c4644209/tumblr_mll8awAtqb1qfx423o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/66cfb78ee9bcf0a20157b1cae592f9a3/tumblr_mll8awAtqb1qfx423o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://modelsofcolor.tumblr.com/post/48503376678/danielle-hayes">modelsofcolor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Danielle Hayes</em></p> </blockquote>http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50549875888http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50549875888Wed, 15 May 2013 20:53:26 -0600hothothotlovely ladieshawt<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c26a9f3e962e53b91722466239120b87/tumblr_mmikbgOPXy1qjpbb2o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8daa2b39bd149ae9acb7147b58f8ce71/tumblr_mmikbgOPXy1qjpbb2o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/620ab7f2697e815f40bb6c9eef654531/tumblr_mmikbgOPXy1qjpbb2o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/de4ed65f3d78f1d9b298b40b32f05693/tumblr_mmikbgOPXy1qjpbb2o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spanktime.tumblr.com/post/49991636782/alex-minsky-hotmess">spanktime</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Alex Minsky</strong></p> </blockquote>http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50542326154http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50542326154Wed, 15 May 2013 19:23:40 -0600ohohohohoooohoooooooooooooooohhothothotyes pleasehot guyshot dudehotyummytattoos<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://themisadventuresofmaddy.tumblr.com/post/42969114628/do-you-ever-feel-like-youre-just-sort-of-there">themisadventuresofmaddy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>do you ever feel like you’re just sort of </p> <p><em>there</em></p> <p>like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone</p> <p>like you just sort of <em>exist</em> but you don’t really <em>mean</em> anything</p> </blockquote> <p>oh. my life in a text post.</p>http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50328164619http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50328164619Mon, 13 May 2013 01:00:04 -0600accuratemehahhahaha<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d67c4e8e5c121c5940010cdc3ca09c3/tumblr_mmjojzc1Yh1sodbklo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50071682817http://nocturnalzombie.tumblr.com/post/50071682817Thu, 09 May 2013 23:22:31 -0600snugglescuted'aw